INTRODUCING THE
CYBATWUCK!
NEW!
The COOLEST, FASTEST, most AMAZING twuck in the WHOLE UNIVERSE!
THE MOST AWESOME TWUCK EVER!
The COOLEST, FASTEST, most AMAZING twuck in the WHOLE UNIVERSE!
Makes the LOUDEST and COOLEST engine sounds EVER!
Zooms around at LIGHTNING SPEED! Faster than a cheetah!
Made from STWONG space metal! The STWONGEST twuck EVER!
SO SHINY it blinds bad guys! Sparkles in the sun!
Honks REALLY LOUD to let everyone know you're coming!
Giant wheels that can drive over ANYTHING!
"VROOM VROOM! It goes SO FAST! It's the best twuck EVA!"
- Dave, Age 52"It's SO STWONG and SHINY! All my friends want one too!"
- Chad, Age 38"My daddy got a CYBATWUCK and now mommy respects him again!"
- Tommy, Age 4Don't wait! Every man with nothing at all to prove needs a CYBATWUCK!